Will you still love me when I’m not longer young and beautiful?
Lights are off, blinds are open, curtain is drawn.
My beautiful plants are reaching for the light.
My day is perfect because everything, is.
BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY
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in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
I CAN’T sostp laughING JESUS FUCk
this actually is pretty accurate to my mood right now
they sound like farts
Reblogging for Emily.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.
HOOOE LEEEE FUCK
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
oh hot dam this is my preserves.
OH fuck. this is funny.
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